The Freakshow Apocalypse: The Unholy Sideshow (2007) Challenge

Posted: July 7, 2014 in Horrendous Horror Movies
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Do you dare watch this horrid movie?

Directed by Matthew Broomfield, The Freakshow Apocalypse: The Unholy Sideshow can be described in one word: appalling. Atrocious edits, frustrating characters, and an unidentifiable plotline are only a few of the things wrong with this film.

This movie, to be honest, will have you saying, “What the bloody hell am I watching?” Even couldn’t help me find the plot:

“A family of Serial Killer, Black Magician Sideshow Freaks are called upon by The Order of Mystery, a secret society of Wizards, Sideshow Masters and Vampires, to prevent the coming of the dead.”

This terrible film is filled with constant smoking; forced laughter; dreadful dialogue; Jelly Boy (Eric Broomfield), the Annoying Clown; and Malerkus (Eric Broomfield), the Circus Master/Scientist/Killer.

The Annoying Jelly Boy.

However, there are a few redeeming qualities, such as incredible performer stunts and fabulous makeup artists. Because of their makeup artists, I actually cringed when someone would be slit open or tortured, and when The Enigma shoved quarters under his eyelids, I had to look away. And if you listen close enough, and ignore the poor sound effects, you might even laugh at some of their cleverly-written jokes.

And now I ask you, watcher: are you up for The Freakshow Apocalypse: The Unholy Sideshow challenge? (If you do take the challenge, please let me know what you thought about it.)

Until then, my fellow horror fanatics.

To watch the trailer, click here


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